This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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