butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
