now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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