She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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