is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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