Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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