You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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