you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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