The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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