So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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