How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope mine doesn't look like that
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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