it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
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