Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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