Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm too high and old for this...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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