so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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