kristin has been a bad kristin
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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