So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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