my soul wont recognize me after tonight
its not stalking. its research.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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