I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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