why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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