apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
