what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
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