Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
