im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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