I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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