But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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