it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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