I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
