She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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