is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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