it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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