You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
It's Friday. Sex?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
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