wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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