check it out our google latitudes are spooning
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Your cock deserves a montage
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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