there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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