Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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