Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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