I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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