So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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