brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
This is the high leading the old right now
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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