Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
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