i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
So much rum. So many feels.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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