That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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