im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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