dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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