Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
Randomize
