brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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