you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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