After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I have already put on my inside pants.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Randomize
