WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
There's always time for handjobs
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I have post one night stand depression
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