he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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