did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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