**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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