what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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