I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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